JerryC - "Canon Rock" (from Mozart - Canon in D)

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• JerryC counted to infinity - twice.

• JerryC once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

• JerryC's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

• JerryC does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. JerryC goes killing.

• If JerryC is late, time better slow the fuck down.

• JerryC can slam revolving doors.

• JerryC can divide by zero.

• If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not JerryC.

• Nobody has ever heard a woman while she was in bed with JerryC. This is
  because only dogs can hear the frequencies in which they're screaming.

• JerryC's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

• JerryC refers to himself in fourth person.

• Oxygen requires JerryC to live.

• JerryC has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a JerryC problem.

• JerryC always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.

• JerryC doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

• JerryC only uses one chopstick.

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